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Shake It, Goose!

TWO SECONDS into introducing himself as Zizo (ahem) he asks me where i live. Then he asks if I live alone. Then he suggests he drives me home. Then he suggests he comes home with me. Call me old-fashioned, but I was hoping to get past the small talk about work/childhood and aspirations in life beforereceiving an indecent proposal. Continue reading

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